This is a spell working that was passed down to Doktor Snake by his Great Uncle Roland, who was a gypsy (on his mother’s side). He lived his life on the roads, and was well into his seventies when he handed on this piece of wisdom.
It’s a really simple working. All you need to do is take a trip to a wild area in your neighborhood, somewhere that has meadow grasses is ideal.
Pick a long piece of meadow grass, take it in your mouth, then turn to the East and say: “When the sun comes up, shall my love be by me!” Then turn to the West and say: “When the sun goes down, there by his/her side I’ll be!”
Now go home and fix a nice meal for your loved one – a really easy one to use this magic would be something like spaghetti bolognese or a chili. Chop the blade of grass into small pieces, and before you serve up the meal, add the chopped grass to their portion.
According to Great Uncle Roland, all it took for your loved one to be smitten for Life was for them to eat the tiniest piece of grass.
“Do you know what?” he said to Doktor Snake. “Sometimes I wished I’d never added that damn piece of grass to your Great Aunt’s dinner, but she’s been loyal and true hearted to me all my life, so I suppose she can’t really be such a bad old soul, eh?”